It´s because I know she´s a disaster
A walking mess, a master of misery
She´s everything that possibly could go wrong
She´ll always be a lifelong tragedy
And now I know that she´s the one for me

I´m finding that I can no longer deny it
The risk of perjury
But my only hope
I can find my way back without being a casualty
With every blink of an eye she will constantly try
To destroy everything with a will to survive
But it´s alright if you ask me
I´ll go all night cause in this case anything goes
They want, you need to see

It´s because I know she´s a disaster
A walking mess, a master of misery
She´s everything that possibly could go wrong
She´ll always be a lifelong tragedy
That´s how I know that she will always be
My third degree for alarm, emergency
The bane of our society
She´ll always be a lifelong tragedy
That´s how I know that she´s the one for me

So take your best shot
I hope your hand is steady
Because we all know that your aim´s not
Too dead on or accurate
You couldn´t hit a fly
If you were standing in a pile of shit
Shake yourself off
Let me give you a word of advice
And just save yourself while you still can
Shake yourself off
And don´t even think twice about it
Save yourself while you still can
I don´t think that you understand

It´s because I know she´s a disaster
A walking mess, a master of misery
She´s everything that possibly could go wrong
She´ll always be a lifelong tragedy
That´s how I know that she will always be
My third degree for alarm, emergency
The bane of our society
She´ll always be a lifelong tragedy
That´s how I know that she´s the one for me

Shake yourself off
And don´t even think twice about it
Save yourself while you still can
I´m finding that I can no longer deny it
The risk of perjury
But my only hope
I can find my way back without being a casualty

It´s because I know she´s a disaster
A walking mess, a master of misery
She´s everything that possibly could go wrong
She´ll always be a lifelong tragedy
That´s how I know that she will always be
My third degree for alarm, emergency
The bane of our society
She´ll always be a lifelong tragedy
That´s how I know that she´s the one for me